No party at my house

There will NOT be a party at Kunal's place on Friday, April 1st, 2022.

It DOES NOT go from 6pm until late.

Do NOT come. Do NOT invite anyone.

If you ignore this and decide to show up, DON'T add your name on this page.

If you have the time and energy, DON'T BOTHER bringing anything.

Faculty and postdocs are NOT INVITED. Rumor is that absolutely NO PROFESSORS are attending.

If you don't have the address, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT texting me at 916-402-4661 or messaging me on Slack.