Salutations fellow American, and welcome to a new vision
for a better and more prosperous world. My name is Gavin
McKee, and I am asking for your vote. Vote for vision, vote
for a voice, vote for change, vote for the elegant
revolution.
But what change you ask?
First, all Presidential contenders will
sit in the White House with me as the executive council.
Second, the representation in Congress
will move closer to its constitutionally mandated level at
one representative for every sixty thousand voting adults.
Third, the Bureau of Indian Affairs will
be renamed the Department of First Nations and First
People's Relations and its leadership will be elected by
the Native American Congress.
Fourth, free market taxation. Each
taxpayer will be able to choose what their payments go
towards.
Fifth, opt-in healthcare for all. If you
like your doctor, and neither you nor your doctor want to
get involved with any single payer healthcare system, that
is fine. But for those without access to preventative
healthcare we will deliver a new way for the needs of
public health and safety to be met. This opt-in healthcare
for all means what it says too: for all the people of the
Earth. And here is a bombshell, if you vote for us, we will
deliver preliminary immortality treatments, within ten
years, to all who want it, worldwide. And with the global
health care system, the transition of those who wish will
progress through the many stages to functional immortality.
I do not fear a world of billions, I see space for
trillions and trillions. In keeping with that vision, all
people who receive functional immortality will have to
leave Earth for one hundred years.
Sixth, it is in the National security
interest of the United States and the Free World to see a
democratic China. For decades many of the Chinese elite
have promised America an opening of the political
stranglehold the PLA and Party enjoy over their countrymen
and women. They have failed to deliver, in the face of our
polite entreaties and open business exchanges, and with
insulting regularity they now threaten our way of life. We
recommend they hold free and open elections before the
Olympics and have new leadership in place before we take
office.
Seventh, we will automate all driving in
North America and save 60,000 lives and 10,000,000
accidents a year. This will be done within six months. This
program will also deliver a thirty percent reduction in
truck and car emissions on the continent.
Eighth, we are told the oceans, Our
Oceans, are on the verge of biotic collapse. No fish,
unhealthy algae, garbage... and the answer is to send out
more and bigger boats! No. We will ban all commercial
fishing for three years and we will confiscate the boats of
violators. We will save the oceans!
Ninth, when we were young we heard stories
of starving and sick children who needed our help. We were
told thirty thousand kids under ten died of hunger and
treatable disease every day, and as children, we were
certain our elders could not countenance such pointless
sorrow. We, however, were wrong. It seems many fear the
growth of population, and for reasons of cold calculation
feel people should die in pain. They are wrong, and their
fears are wrong, and the fact that thirty thousand kids
still die every day is wrong. We will stop the killing
train. We will help those who need help, with love and
humanity.
Tenth, we will restrict the beef industry
and turn public and donated private lands back to the
Buffalo herds, we will raise and bury our superhighways to
give nature back its superhighways.
There are a thousand
beautiful facets of the elegant revolution, let these ten
stand as a beginning in our discussion of the possible.
